Гениальное филейное…

 Это охуенно! автор-девушка гений:

Я твой любимый филейный кусок мяса.
С перцем и горстью других приправ смелых.
Я вовсе без жира и жала — ешь, не стесняйся.
Только вымочи прежде меня в вине белом —

стану мягче, горечь отпустит, уйдёт.
Плодами меня начини, подкопти в пламени —
я буду только рада. Вложи мне в рот
овощ любой — будет красиво. Жарь меня.

У меня лишь один недостаток — кость-голова
с онкологически чистым мозгом двудольным.
Голову на кол — я твой трофей — раз-два!
Костей крупных больше нет — не застряну в горле.

В общем, как видишь, я славный кусок на обед.
Размораживать долго не надо — от взгляда взорвусь.
На губах буду таять, и липнуть не буду, нет…
Только дай тебе Бог потом позабыть мой вкус.

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